moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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