are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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