He is such a slut. More and more my type.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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