Girls should come with a carfax report
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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