I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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