Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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