She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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