Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
