he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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