dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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