thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
