Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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