I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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