Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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