This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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