I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Do plants get herpes?
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