why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
