Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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