I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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