You surviving the open bar?
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he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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