I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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