My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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