Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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