have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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