There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I could fuck to npr.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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