People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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