It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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