Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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