what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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