I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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