I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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