if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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