ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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