I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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