i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
