Apparently you make a good broom.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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