i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
we're so committed to being not committed
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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