If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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