Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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