She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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