Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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