So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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