they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Randomize
