Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
