Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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