he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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