So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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