I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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