did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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