I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
