She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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