I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
