What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
